Journalists at Sochi are live-tweeting their hilarious and gross hotel experiences

Amid continued debate over whether or not Sochi is prepared to host the 2014 Olympics, which begins Thursday, reporters from around the world are starting to check into local hotels — to their apparent grief. Some journalists arriving in Sochi are describing appalling conditions in the housing there, where only six of nine media hotels are ready for guests. Hotels are still under construction. Water, if it’s running, isn’t drinkable. One German photographer told the AP over the weekend that his hotel still had stray dogs and construction workers wandering in and out of rooms.

More entertaining than the actual Olympics could ever be.


(Source: Washington Post)

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#perfect #long post
Spoilers: Bombur was secretly ultra toned so he wrestles Smaug and becomes king




(The Hobbit 3: There and Back Again Bombur Suplexes a Dragon? I’m game)

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here , I made sth silly to play with ^^ . What did you get ?

Crime version (x)

Romance version (x)

yeah but thorin’s my kinda dwarf

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#i will shit on your face #perfect


oh my god.

so i went outside to investigate and it was not my dude neighbor, it was actually two very nice, elderly women were totally fucking wasted and lying on the carpeted hallway.

They  just came back from a bachalorette’s party and had the keys to the place, but the door wouldn’t budge and their sleeping mother (who looks the exact age as them; pretty sure my neighbours are a coven of witches) wasn’t wearing her hearing aid. 

So they gave me the keys and I kept twisting and turning, while one yelled “LEFTIE LOOSIE, RIGHTIE TIGHTIE, THAT’S HOW IT GOES” and the other yells “SHUSH YOU’LL WAKE THE NEIGHBOURS”.

Then we were all screaming their mother’s name “BARBARA” and finally she opened the door.

Moral of the story: always help witches out. Your crops will be plentiful. 

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#omfg #perfecT

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holy fuck it’s colder than my soul out here

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Happy Mother’s Day!

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#PERFECT #OMG #sailor moon




I love how majestic the bald eagle looks from the side


but from straight on it just looks scared and confused




we ruined a post, we did ittttttt.

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the more i draw those dorks i love them more and more :3

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