THEME

fy-nghariad-fy-emrys:

Understanding a line of foreshadowing so well that you have to stand up and walk around the house saying “shit shit shit shit shit” until you’re composed enough to go back. 

shotawars:

shotawars:

some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up

911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY TO ARREST HIM FOR TRYING TO SOLICITEA ND PAY FOR SEX

I’VE DONE A GOOD

fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flys, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

ofbadmornings:

Gandalf takes Legolas and the hobbits to a gay bar. [source]

(Source: bofurs)

shockybabes:

voodoopoet:

shockybabes:

You’re driving down the street

There’s no one around and you’re stuck at a red light

Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him

Shia LaBeouf

Trying to drive far from Shia LaBeouf

He’s in a fucking car it’s Shia LaBeouf,

Driving round the cornerrrr

DRIVING FOR YOUR LIFE FROM SHIA LABEOUF

(Source: alternativepartyteen099)

(Source: textfromdog)

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the-bohemian-maiden:

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen ever.

Ori & Dori & Jacksies

(Source: parasites-as-big-as-my-arm)

(Source: hagathachristy)

epic-humor:

"I'm gonna show you how I do my hair while feeding you life tips... because actions speak louder than words."

(Source: bemyskout)

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