"after an hour of trudging through unfamiliar, waist-high plants, she accepted that she had no idea where she was going."
…fill your house with soot and your lungs with smoke.
The Judgement of Solomon.
…embers in the heart of Thorin grew hot again, as he brooded on the wrongs of his House and the vengeance upon the Dragon that he had inherited.
when you buy a tea you’ve been wanting to try for a while but don’t care for it at all )))))):
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
im so fucking angry
I had to read this five times
I feel like the above picture is an accurate representation of the ‘Ri Bros. Who’s surprised? Not I.
Nori: *drunk. piss-happily-drunk*
Dori: *resigned to this fate*
Ori: Brothers, whyyy
n-no okay i’m just
i’m just gonna watch the first episode of being human as well
THEN i’ll go to sleep
Rush: OH MY GOD, THAT’S A BABY THEY’RE FALLING ON.
Arty: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OH MY GOD WHAT?
THAT WOULDVE BEEN HORRIBLE. SHUT UP. YOU LAUGHED. YOU, MA’AM WALK ON BABY SKULLS DONT YOU!?
YOU WERE JUST SO TERRIFIED.
I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I also remember that time you fell down the stairs with your laptop
Jncera: IS YOUR LAPTOP OKAY?
Rush: ARE THE STAIRS OKAY?