so last night i was trying to sleep at like 6 am which was nearly impossible because my roommate snores like a freight train and i’m doing everything i can to try and get to sleep, including opening the window a little more because i was boiling
the room’s pitch black except for the little light that comes in through the bottom of the door and what light’s coming in from the part of the window that’s not curtained so i go to open the window
and something big and dark passes by the window.
and then another black thing passes by.
so i think “wow, someone must be doing their laundry. kind of a weird time to do laundry” because i’m tired and not all there and near the laundry room.
only the laundry room’s beneath me and on the ground floor and i’m on the second floor.
man i had a dream last night about one of my neighbours waiting in a tree and stopping me, saying “we need to talk”
i don’t even have a neighbour. i was literally dream-scared of a dream-neighbour i made up.
last night i had a dream i was natasha romanoff and i had to kill benedict cumberbatch by throwing him off my porch into this gigantic river (which doesn’t really exist) but i didn’t want to do that because he has a nice face so i fake-killed him and the last thing i remember is watching him float down the not-river in swim trunks and on top of an inflatable pool toy
i had two really fucking weird dreams last night
for the record that dream was about five times better than the one i had with the alternate reality based in space where everyone died because it was the space apocalypse
and the one i had that same night where i was looking for treasure in an abandoned castle with some bros and i heard them all die over a radio because of poisonous spider bites
no okay everyone shut up i’m going to tell you about my crazy ass hobbit/lotr dream
last night i had a dream there was this middle earth game show/dodgeball tournament or some shit and basically we’ve got maybe ten representatives from each race in a fucking gymnasium
naturally i’m with the dwarves idfk i think i was fili or kili or something
bUT ANYWAY THE CHALLENGE IS TO OPEN THE HIDDEN DOOR TO EREBOR which is just fucking sitting there in the middle of the gym like they cut the door out and there it is????
so naturally we, the dwarves, go wild all fuCK YEAH IT’S A DWARF DOOR WE GOT THIS YO and we try to decide which dwarf will represent us and try to open the door
it comes down to gimli and thorin don’t ask why they’re both there i’m just as confused
and i go “well, which one of you is better at opening doors” because i’m a logical dwarf apparently i’m probably fili and gimli goes “well last week i was beaten up by the elves because i couldn’t get through a door fast enough, so not me”
and we basically flip our shit fucking elves it was probably just legolas/gimli fun time that got out of hand but fuckIN ELVES
so thorin’s elected anD WE’RE CHEERING WE’RE SINGING WITH OUR BASS NOTES HE STANDS UP
I SEE THRANDUIL ACROSS THE GYM, LOOKING AT US. HE’S BEEN ELECTED AS WELL. SHIT’S GONNA HAPPEN
FOR A SPLIT SECOND I THINK ”hey maybe we should’ve tried to get that hobbit fellow on our team he’d be good at opening doors” bUT IT’S TOO LATE THORIN AND THRANDUIL ADVANCE WITH SOME HOBBIT AND MAN OFF DOING IDFK
THORIN APPROACHES THE DOOR WE’RE STILL CHEERING WE GOT THIS I KNOW WE GOT THIS
and i wake up
no okay so get this
i had a dream last night and it was really fucking weird so i’m gonna write it down before i forget
i was this blonde chick or something idfk for the first part? and me and dean o’gorman and aidan turner and the main cast from the walking dead had to go down this weird tube thing in an abandoned house, possibly because i thinking about where i would change if i was a werewolf which iS ANOTHER DREAM ENTIRELY BUT NEVERMIND
so we’re in the place and we go through….i don’t know, it’s like vines or something. we jump into vines in the ground. like a wild waves thing. i don’t know.
AND WE GET TRANSPORTED TO THIS WEIRD ALTERNATE WORLD WHERE IT’S KIND OF ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE BUT NOT and we hear someone trying to open the door so we’re all “fuCKIN HOLD THE DOOR SHUT” while the group is basically splitting into two groups which is bad and then theRE’S ANOTHER GROUP OF SURVIVORS AT THE DOOR
AND THEY WANT IN BUT FUCK YOU ASSHOLES, IT’S OUR ALTERNATE REALITY ABANDONED HOUSE but they got in :|
i think i killed some people as some point
and then got cut
and then i might have killed someone who recently died in the walking dead by throwing him down a flight of stairs
and tonight on “irrational dreams”, i dreamt i had the eyebrows i did in middle school
verging on a nightmare, right there
i’ve only been able to sleep for about three to five hours before i wake up, and every time i go back to sleep, it’s nightmare after nightmare
whaaaat is happening