When we read, our eyes move across a page or a screen to digest the words. All of that eye movement slows us down, but a new technology called Spritz claims to have figured out a way to turn us into speed-readers. By flashing words onto a single point on a screen, much like watching TV, Spritz says it will double your reading speed.
OH MY GOD.
how’d they get away with this
It’s been too long since I drew ‘Mama Lin' (who now has a name, Lawara…) My two main headcanons about her and her boys is that Fundin was helplessly smitten with her, and that Dwalin was more or less a mama's boy and very attached to her (much more than to his father, and more than Balin is at least)
Someone brought their resume in this
pacific rim AU where jaegers are operated just like the game QWOP
So I decided my new life goal is to become a magical girl viking
Because I love metal. I love metal so much. It’s the music that calms me down the most and I fucking love metal heads. Everything about it is great.
I just also wish I could be super fucking cute while also being a metal head. I mean I do it anyway but imagine if I could do it BETTER. LIKE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS! Be super brutal and badass but also super femme and adorable!!
I want to chug beer and smash it then explode into rainbow sparkles and bows and get a cute little outfit with a little skirt and a fur cloak and take my sparkly weapon and go cut off the head of a dragon and write it’s name on my face in it’s own blood and drink some more and giggle adorably and have a talking pet that instructs me and my comrades about our magical powers. That’s what I want out of my life.
Also I might have to draw more of these and by might I MEAN FUCKING YES
I’m glad I decided to refresh tumblr one more time before going to bed.
IN THE NAME OF THOR ODINSON I WILL PUNISH YOU
Raider of the South Seas (1990)
SOMEONE MADE AN INFOMERCIALS AMV SET TO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME GET WHAT I WANT BY THE SMITHS AND IT IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN, PLEASE WATCH IT IM BEGGING YOU
IF THE HUMAN RACE LEAVES BEHIND ONE TRACE OF ANYTHING FOR THE NEXT DOMINANT SPECIES TO FIND
I WANT THAT TRACE TO BE THIS VIDEO
i like christmas because it’s the holiday with the best seasonal movies
and by “best seasonal movies” i mean that i’m currently watching a film about a guy who died on christmas and was reincarnated as a snowman