I have seduced many people with the soothing sound of my baritone sax.
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
one time in high school this kid started choking on a roll and instead of helping him i said “how breadful” and that about sums up how useful i am in emergencies
how do dogs begin a journey
My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.
eye roll game: level 6000
THIS EXCEEDED EVERY EXPECTATION
WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH HER EYES
please watch this video all you pun-loving heathens