move your finger back and forth so it looks like the cat is following it
This is more entertaining than it should be.
omfg i have no life
okay story time
so last night i woke up around two am because i heard my huge dog shifting outside the hallway where mine and my brother’s rooms are
and i heard my brother say the dog’s name a couple times, and i thought “hey, maybe i should go put the dog back on the leash” because i don’t know HOW he got off the leash. it’s a pretty sturdy leash.
thinking that, and deciding i was too damn warm to move, i tried to go back to sleep.
and in that half-sleep state, i thought about that one horror story that had the dog licking the hand and deciding I’M NOT FUCKING GOING OUT THERE SCREW YOU YOU CAN ALL DIE
and i just sat there in the dark for about 30 minutes
….yeah, it’s cool
i have a good immune system
and frankly, i’m having a veggie burger for breakfast, slightly blue bun or not
sometimes my artemis voice still comes in handy
like when i use it to call myself out of school
IT’S IMPORTANT THOUGH, OKAY? IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT. THE LAST ONE, YOU JUST NEED TO READ THE LAST ONE.
…There’s no new messages, bro. I’ve been obsessively checking for the past five minutes…
it was the one about the soap
oh the one i purposefully ignored.
glad to see you’re taking care of your dental hygiene. :T
no but do you want to know how it happened
see there was a ring
road trip saving people hunting things
and the soap was in the ring
singing loudly to music in the car
and i had to get it out of the ring so my only logical option was to suck it out and road trip so that pretty much got it out and we’re gonna go on a road trip, do you have your things packed?
THE SHOW JUST DROPS HINTS SOMETIMES WHEN HE STARES AFTER GUYS OR CAS. And Dean doesn’t feel “pan”. I just like the whole idea of Dean liking “many”. :DD
What does your headcanon say?
YES. I just. You pretty much pegged it. I kind of see Dean as the “a fuck is a fuck” sort of thing sometimes and he honestly doesn’t have a problem with men or women or anything in between. ‘Cause in my head, he’s a kinky son of a bitch.
But I think he definitely has a preference for femininity, like you said. Hell, I could go off on another headcanon by saying that a small part of the reason is because that’s what he has the most practice with. He knows what he’s good at.
I COULD GO ON AND ON ABOUT THE WAY I THINK DEAN WINCHESTER WORKS.
PLEASE DO GO ON. THERE ARE MANY FEELS TO SHARE. <3
Absolutely on the fact that Dean feels comfortable with the routine of being attracted to women. He seems like someone who enjoys having some stable element in his chaotic life (whatever that is— his car, pie, Sam at times), and when he needs sex, he has that. He has sex with women. But, I think, if Dean just sat and THOUGHT about his preferences— he’d realize that he did tend to look at guys, and maybe even could act out on that
Oh hells yes with Cas I mean whaaaaat.
No, but then it comes down to the fact where I think Dean might become conflicted. Or he would just ignore it until it become a problem (and even then). Even if he did become conflicted, I don’t think he’d share this with anyone unless it got to a bad point. Hell, maybe he’d sit down and think “Okay, so I want dirty sex with Cas. Does Cas have a gender? What about Jimmy Novak? Will God appear and punch me in the face and rip off my dick if I defile one of his angels? Is this a one-night stand thing and holy hell—does Cas even know what a one-night stand is?”
But that’s a whole other thing about the Dean/Cas pairing and what could canonly happen/what would most likely happen with their personalities. It could go a couple ways in my opinion, really. But yeah, Dean might not even be aware of it. I think that’s completely possible. Hell, Sam might have even caught Dean doing something a little less heterosexual than Dean himself would care to admit. They spend all their time stuck in a car or stuck in a motel room.
….Holy fuck, my headcanons are spiraling.